A Meme

A: AVAILABLE: sure if you meet the standards (joking – to a degree)

B: BIRTHDAY: Not going to put that online for identity thefts

C: CRUSHIN` ON: The actor who plays Luke on MI-5

D: DRINK YOU LAST HAD: water with lemon

E: EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: God

F: FAVORITE SONG: Impossible to choose one artist let alone one song

G: GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: the shape makes little difference.

[EXCUSE ME? WHAT'S WRONG WITH 'H' THAT YOU FORGOT IT, MR. LIST-MAKER?]

I: IN LOVE WITH: Creativity wherever I find it.

J: JUGGLE: Too many little tasks

K: KILLED SOMEONE: nope, really. I guess K is a hard letter for this sort of thing.

L: LONGEST CAR RIDE: Chicago to L.A.

M: MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Chocolate or butter pecan

N: NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: four

O: ONE WISH: For unlimited wishes, of course

P: PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: Michele

[ALSO A PREJUDICE AGAINST 'Q,' I SEE!]

R: REASON TO SMILE: The Glee Project’s on tomorrow

S: SONG LAST SANG: can’t recall

T: TIME YOU WOKE UP: 7 am but laid in bed awhile

U: UMBRELLA COLOR: maroon

V: VEGETABLES: broccoli, stir fried, No Wait! Jinan style eggplant

W: WORST HABIT: extensive internet use?

X: X-RAYS YOU’VE HAD: dental x-rays.

Y: YO-YO’S ARE: toys

Z: ZODIAC SIGN: Not saying online

Random Questions About You:

Have you ever hit someone with a shovel? No

Spell your name without vowels: ss kll

What are your favorite numbers? 3, 7, pi

What color do you wear most: violet, khaki, black

Least favorite colors: Orange

What are you listening to: The air conditioner

Are you happy with your life right now: Sort of

What’s your favorite class in school: tie – English or History

Can you cross your eyes: No,

Do you believe in Santa: No

Do you know how to swim: Yes, but it’s not my thing

Do you like roller coasters: As long as they don’t corkscrew

Do you cry when you get an injury? No.

Do certain songs make you cry: Not particularly.

Have You Ever….

Have you ever been on a plane: Oh yes.

Have you ever been to the ocean: Pacific and Atlantic

Have you ever really cried your heart out: Yes

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep: No

Have you ever cried on your friend’s shoulder: No, too stoic

Have you ever cried over the opposite sex: Yes.

Have you ever been to jail? As a tourist, the jail in Noblesville, IN.

Have you ever mooned someone: Nope.

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried: Habitually.

Have you ever cried in school: Don’t remember, but probably. Grade school was hell.

Have you ever wanted to be a model: No.

Have you ever done something really stupid that you still laugh about: I try not to do stupid things. Or maybe I just don’t consider the things worth laughing about to be stupid.

Have you ever seen a dead body: At a wake.

Have you ever been on drugs: Only by prescription

Have you ever gone skinny dipping: No

Favorite eye color: Depends on the hair and skin color.

Short or long hair: I’ve got short hair now. I prefer long hair, but I’m born with fine hair that’s not great long.

Height: Short

Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, I prefer the underdogs: Burger King v. McDonald’s, etc.

Chocolate or Vanilla: Real dark chocolate. Now I’ve discovered good peach ice cream and Cherry Garcia is always good.

Strawberries or Blueberries: Strawberries if I must. Raspberries are better

Meat or Veggies: Balance is better here. A little of both.

TV or Movie: Yes.

Guitar or Drums: Guitar.

Adidas or Nike: Nike.

Chinese or Mexican: Chinese, but I like Mexican – I am tiring of the dichotomies.

Cheerios or Corn Flakes: Corn Flakes, though granola, Raisin Bran, or Grape Nuts are better than corn flakes

Name one random thing about you: I can so easily waste time on these memes