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Medieval Help Desk

Unredeemable

This makes me feel worse about not recycling.

Girl Talk

My sister is so like this. (Pun intended.)

Stupid Kid Tax

Listening to the radio I had to chuckle when on a talk show a woman mentioned that her family has a Stupid Kid Tax. Anytime a child causes injury by doing something inane, that child must pay the co-pay for the medical treatment. Now the kids are getting savvy asking whether the co-pay in the hospital emergency room is more than the co-pay at the Qwicky Clinic.

 

Please, Sir, Can I have a Class List?

I really didn’t think I was asking for the moon, when I asked A. for a class list yesterday. She told me I could make one myself. I could just have the students write their names on a paper.

Yeah, I knew I could do that, but it really isn’t official. I showed her an old list I had with kids’ names, student numbers, etc. and explained that it’s usual to get these lists for attendance records and grades. She really looked perplexed.

Oh, dear.

Poem of the Week

Have a ____ Day

by Lou Lipsitz
Have a nice day. Have a memorable day.
Have (however unlikely) a life-changing day.
Have a day of soaking rain and lightning.
Have a confused day thinking about fate.

Have a day of wholes.
Have a day of poorly marked,
unrecognizable wholes you
cannot fathom.
Have a ferocious day, a bleak
unbearable day. Have a
riotously unproductive day;
a grim jaw-clenched, Clint Eastwood vengeful
law enforcement day.
Have a day of raging, hair-yanking
jealousy and meanness. Have a day
of almost grasping
how whole you are; a finely tuned,
empty day.

Have a nice day of walking and circling;
a day of stalking and hunting,
of planting strange seeds and wandering in the woods.
Have a day of endearing nonsense,
of hopelessly combing your hair,
a day of yielding, of swallowing
hard, breathing more deeply,
a day of fondness for beetles
and macabre spectacles, or irreverence
about anything you want, of just
sitting and wondering.
Have a day of wondering if it’s
going to help, or if it just doesn’t matter;
a day of dark winds
and torrents flowing though the valley,
of diving into cool water
and gasping for breath,
a day of sudden hunger for communion.

Have a day where the crusts you each
were given are lost and you stumble
with your fellows
searching endlessly together.
“Have a ____ Day” by Lou Lipsitz

Web Therapy

In Web Therapy Lisa Kudrow plays a psychologist, who could use a few sessions herself. Kudrow’s character Fiona Wallis provides 3 minute sessions because in a 50 minutes session there’s so much time wasted on dreams, feelings, past experiences, and what not that don’t add up to much in her book.

I love the dry humor.

Old Flame Part 1

Old Flame Part 2

Old Flame Part 3

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